lol Dave(idi) you in fine form this morning with the "thats what she said" jokes.. is that the 8979798 one for the day .. and its not even lunch time?!
Mon May 11, 2009 4:56pm EDT TAIPEI (Reuters) - A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.
"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.
"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."
Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.
Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.
normally Id thank you but this time, ewwwww, too much info ...
I have such a phobia with snakes .. and it is getting worse.. I think last year when we had two in the back patio.. it just freaked me out.. all in all I think we have killed 6 on our property.
Years ago when I was learning how to remove hardware from my computer tower a friend sent me an email containing a few pictures of a computer tower with a snake inside, ( Killed by the fan)... you know, to this day, every time I move that tower I think of it...
Oh now that I have revived myself, I will say that when I first saw your picture there I thought it was poo. And a very large weirdly shaped poo at that. LOL I think I would die of a heart attack before the venom took affect if a snake were to bite my penis.
hmm.. so .. you came over to check out a picture of poo? ( kinda like Mimi).. not sure what that says about either of your online viewing habits hahaha
and
"I think I would die of a heart attack before the venom took affect if a snake were to bite my penis." er.. something you wish to share ??
But seriously.. yep, its just so gross..
( between you and I .. I never went to the 'lil girls room" before going to bed last night.. Dreamed about snakes in a hay loft.. then woke and put off going to the 'lil girls room for as long as humanly possible).. now... what does THAT say about me!??
Your kidding me Annette.. cute.. ?? Honestly, I just don't know how I would handle the situation once.. let alone five occassions. You must have nerves of titanium.
not at all - I just love all animals and respect them as such. I live in an area in RSA where snakes are very common, and thus I have a snake stick and a bucket with a lid always nearby. I see it, I capture the snake, place her into the bucket, and release her into a nearby veld.
yikes..!
ReplyDeleteg'day and welcome..
ReplyDeleteIsn't that just horrible! OMG OMG .. you know exactly what Im going to be thinking the next time I have to use the toilet .. ewwwwww
"is that a snake in yer toilet or are ya just happy to see me?'....
ReplyDeleteoh yes... that's what she said...
quite a common problem actually..I blog this a couple of times a year
ReplyDeleteEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks a LOT, Angie.
So glad you shared your "nightmare with us.
UGH!
*shudders*
Oh... I thought I was viewing a section of *rate my poop*
ReplyDeleteoh Good Grief Rick.. No o o o o o
ReplyDeletePlease tell me that this is all photo shop and it could never NEVER happen.. PLEASE!!
OMG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMIMI!!!!
WTF?
You so crack me up!!!
lol Dave(idi) you in fine form this morning with the "thats what she said" jokes.. is that the 8979798 one for the day .. and its not even lunch time?!
ReplyDelete.. that would have to be for "friends only" hahahahahahaha NOT
ReplyDelete.... runs for cover.....
ReplyDeleteMon May 11, 2009 4:56pm EDT TAIPEI (Reuters) - A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.
ReplyDelete"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.
"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."
Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.
Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.
normally Id thank you but this time, ewwwww, too much info ...
ReplyDeleteI have such a phobia with snakes .. and it is getting worse.. I think last year when we had two in the back patio.. it just freaked me out.. all in all I think we have killed 6 on our property.
Years ago when I was learning how to remove hardware from my computer tower a friend sent me an email containing a few pictures of a computer tower with a snake inside, ( Killed by the fan)... you know, to this day, every time I move that tower I think of it...
I found it...
Yup...you're thinking...best throw a grenade in before risking it..;-)
ReplyDelete..no silly... I was thinking Id have to ask someone to use it before me hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI guess the lesson is to look before you sit!
ReplyDeleteFaint!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh now that I have revived myself, I will say that when I first saw your picture there I thought it was poo. And a very large weirdly shaped poo at that. LOL I think I would die of a heart attack before the venom took affect if a snake were to bite my penis.
ReplyDeleteintrigued by zxcvbnt's pic and follow-up story....
ReplyDeleteas for mimer's comment... hey, isn't this week's photo entry called 'picture perfect poop friday?'...
as for sheilala's comment... well, good for you you only have a strap-on thang... you can always buy another...
Hi Angie--
ReplyDeleteIf you live in the sort of environment where you might find snakes in your toilet, be sure you check your shoes for scorpions, too.
--M
As far as I know we don't have scorpions this far South.. but I DO check for spiders before putting shoes on that I don't regularly use.
ReplyDeletehmm.. so .. you came over to check out a picture of poo? ( kinda like Mimi).. not sure what that says about either of your online viewing habits hahaha
ReplyDeleteand
"I think I would die of a heart attack before the venom took affect if a snake were to bite my penis." er.. something you wish to share ??
But seriously.. yep, its just so gross..
( between you and I .. I never went to the 'lil girls room" before going to bed last night.. Dreamed about snakes in a hay loft.. then woke and put off going to the 'lil girls room for as long as humanly possible).. now... what does THAT say about me!??
this sight has greeted me on 5 occasions already. three times it was a Rinkhals (spitting cobra) and twice it was a brown house snake. too cute !
ReplyDeleteYour kidding me Annette.. cute.. ?? Honestly, I just don't know how I would handle the situation once.. let alone five occassions. You must have nerves of titanium.
ReplyDeletenot at all - I just love all animals and respect them as such. I live in an area in RSA where snakes are very common, and thus I have a snake stick and a bucket with a lid always nearby. I see it, I capture the snake, place her into the bucket, and release her into a nearby veld.
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