To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account
Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95.
If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane, I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account
Dear David, Thankyou for contacting us.
Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95.
Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.
Regards, David.
Dear David, You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane, Yes please.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account
Attached
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
Subject: Whose spider is that?
This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?
Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gillesand
there is more... to see the whole saga go to,
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
maybe the payment for art lessons should be made
ReplyDeleteI'll have to try that... I draw awesome stick men! LMAO love this!
ReplyDeleteI found this online somewhere a couple of years ago but I didnt realise that the guy has a website full of this stuff. .. If your interested Mimi, here is another I found very amuseing.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html
Ok. Good luck with your project. If you need anything let me know.
ReplyDeleteRegards, David
Hahahahahahahahahaha! (love that last pie chart) lmaooooooo
thought you would enjoy that one... hilarious
ReplyDeleteIve been reading a few ofthers from that site over the past 15 minutes or so. .. I think Id want to kill the bloke...lol