18 September 2009

Accused Florida man says his cat Downloaded child porn, not him

Florida law enforcement agents have charged 48 year old Keith R Griffin  with ten counts of possession of child pornography after a detective found over a thousand such images on his computer.

In his defense, Mr Griffin told detectives "he would  leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. And when he returned there will be strange material downloaded".

He is in jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars. His cat roams free.

August 2009



28 comments:

  1. What a numpty! Who would believe that story?

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  2. The cat was looking for kitty porn.

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  3. If the cat did it, then wouldn't the cat have downloaded pawn? ;-)

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  4. yes I believe Cath was on the right track..

    Kitty Pawn

    Now .. if it had been just regular adult porn.. I would have made another joke.. but its not quite suitable given the circumstances.

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  5. HA HA HA HA! LMAO @ Kitty Pawn!

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  6. Hey Kyle... you have a cat dont you?...

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  7. Omg...what a moron....child perverts..''i can only think of the colour black''

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  8. I meant MY joke that I was thinking of ... not the remarks above!!!

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  9. Angie, I know I know...xxxxx...i read all the comments, giggled at kitty pawn, and then gave the perve a serve of my own blackness....im not sure if your comment is to me there? is it....*worried face*

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  10. and when i said child perverts, i meant all the child perverts all over the world....

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  11. AND noughty Puss Cat... I hope he has learned the error of his ways. lol

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  12. I wonder if his cat also wrote out the entire works of Shakespeare in its' spare time. . .

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  13. While I don't believe that the cat downloaded child porn I know that my dogs have left unreadable messages to my friends if I had left my computer on and an IM open.

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  14. lol Heather .. unfortunately there are dumb people everywhere.. and thats not in reference to the porn (or pawn lol).. It is kind of an insult to have to front up and defend a client with this argument though dont you think??

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  15. Hello geoaskier.. thanks for leaving yr comment! I just thought this too ridiculous for words so I had to put it here. See you soon I hope. When I have more time Ill hop on over and check things out in yr part of Multiply. Angie

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  16. hmmm.. Perhaps we would have been better off IF Shakespeare DID have a cat. I haven't read much of Shakespeare but that which I did read I know exactly what you mean.

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  17. lol..too funny.. So long as yr dog doesnt start adding undesirable contacts !!... thanks for stopping by.Hope to see you pass through my way again.
    One question.. what kind of dog do you have ((dog lover alert here..)Actually, If you have any pics on yr site I will go snooping later tonight or tomorrow and see for myself. Ill come pay a visit as soon as I am able. Angie

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  18. No no no I wasnt diverting any comments toward anything you said Becc .. not at all. Its just that MY comment wasnt very explanitory and I actually thought that it could be read that I didnt want any jokes in regards to porn.. it wasnt that at all .. it was the the joke that I was thinking, I showd this to Brett and said "I bet the cat had quite a collection of pussy pics"... there Ive said it now. lol ( considering it was in relation to children it just didnt seem right, ya know...((questioning face lol)

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  19. lol I have 2 dogs, one is a Silky-Pomeranian mix named Tiger Woods, knows how to drive and weighs all of 3.5 lbs and I have a Shiz Tsu named Spikey who was born and bought in Georgia. Got his name because he looked just like the naughty brother of Gizmo in that movie Gremlins and gone through tons of stuff to get him all the way to Hawaii. Both I treasure immensely as they can always make me smile and laugh no matter how bad the day is. I have multiple yahoo contacts that will attest to their both leaving messages for them (in doggie language of course which usually looks something like this
    1wsq fv32ednhg 45trgf jmk7u.2485**-+++++++++++++++++
    however I'm still learning their language so forgive me if I don"t spell correctly lol
    I don't have any pictures up right now but will post some right after I finish this message back to you. lol
    They have never added any contacts that I know of but those buggers are pretty smart so who knows what else they are doing when I am sleeping..
    Thanks for the welcome and your welcome to browse my page anytime you like although I was absent for some time I am now back I think lol.

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  20. Jeez I wanna trade my cat in for one that can type.

    All mine does is oooooooooooooooooooooooo7z

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  21. What an idiot. Does he really think that this could happen multiple times? I mean maybe in some alternate universe it could happen ONCE, and maybe the cat could not only go to the site and download the pics ONCE (lol) but thousands of times? Look at him, he has sicko written all over his face. Cat my ass. LMAO @ ...cat roams free...hahahaha!

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  22. What are you talking about? He looks JUST like my DAD not


    heh heh

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