26 August 2012

Sex 101


AN Adelaide couple face being fined $4000 for having sex a little too loudly.

They face a hefty fine for breaching the Environmental Protection Act of 1993, News Ltd reports.Under South Australian law, noise is classified as a form of pollution and that includes vibration.

Police patrols have visited the couple's unit 20 times since April, News Ltd said.

"We exceeded the noise pollution to the point we were arrested and taken out of our house and told we couldn't have sex," she said.

An Emergency Environment Protection Order had been served on the couple on Sunday last week, ordering them to cease all noise for 72 hours.

But the couple are reported to have ignored that order and police were called again on Tuesday morning.

Mr MacKenzie blamed his girlfriend for the noise.
"Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week," he said.
"That's pretty much why I am asleep at six o'clock in the afternoon.
"I will probably die of a heart attack.
"She is almost killing me as it is."

29 comments:

  1. um....

    ""Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week," he said."

    Thats like a full time occupation !

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  2. 7 hours long 5 times a week? I can see neighbors getting sick of the noise lol. I've been having issues with neighbors getting sick of the garage noise in our backyard. After all, it IS a residential area. Would rather listen to a couple then a compressor lol

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  3. Not good... I can understand people being annoyed.

    Bretts band experienced problems with finding somewhere to practice because of the noise level.

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  4. im sure the neighbours are hoping for a heart attack!

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  5. Music, compressors, sex.... DOGS!!!! My backyard neighbor has a stupid lil mutt that barks continually from 5 am to 6.... then from midnight to to 1 am (prolly barks during the day but I don't notice as much when I'm busy)......... its all truly annoying! Noise is noise!

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  6. Who is he kidding, do men really go THAT long? Talk about tooting his own 'horn'! LOL

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  7. lol apparently he does... just ask his neighbours ;)

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  8. I only get to listen to car doors slamming and engines starting right outside my bedroom window, sure sounds preferable to others noises! ;-) In less than 3 weeks I will have the quiet of the desert to contend with, presuming their are no coyotes...

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  9. Hi anonymouseva..you're going on holiday?

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  10. Moving 1.5 miles as the crow flies away, to the back of a retirement community. No car or sex noises I'd imagine LOL

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  11. anonymouseva... good luck with the move.. hope it all works out very well for you

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  12. Thanks, Angie, I move a lot, so it's no biggie.

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  13. Wow 7 hours ....must be asexual addict

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  14. There are worse ways of making a living!!

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  15. In reality, they had a series of porno movies on the TV with the volume turned up high!

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  16. Obviously college graduates .... graduated Cum "Loud!"

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  17. first... is the story legit? some truly odd quotes.... but if legit, okay.... (tho still some truly odd quotes)...

    second... the noise law includes vibration? ummmm, so are there muzzles/silencers on those mega-ones?

    third... i neverrrrrrrrrrrr knew glenn's last name was of scottish origin...

    hey, he's got a boat to fix.... let him get a bit of rest here and there....

    (your neighbors'll thank you, too)...

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  18. Noise, or sounds have always been part of the lovemaking process. For instance:

    One day a woman gets a call from her elderly mother, saying that her father had just passed away, and of course the daughter asked how it happened, "It happened when we were having sex." "Mom! You're 88 and dad 92, you shouldn't be doing that at your age!" "We make love every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells. A nice easy pace ... in with the ding, out with the dong, in with the ding ..... if that damned ice cream truck hadn't passed he'd still be alive!!"

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  19. The issue isn't the sex per se, it's the noise. Make less noise and they can have all the sex they want. Seems to me like what they really want is notoriety.

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  20. the penny drops.. THAT'S the reason for those ball gags? (Angelic smile :) )

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  21. lol. OK you forced me to Google something. I had no idea what "the penny dropped" meant.

    Who's laughing at balls?! Or worse...

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  22. hmmm Bob.. that must be Australian slang.

    Lol.. no .. not laughing at balls.. I was talking about a "ball gag"

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  23. Indeed, it's legit Dave(id).. and I agree, some of the quotes were TMI lol

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  24. lol, I get it. It was a SUGGESTION for a way to have silent sex. Sorry. I missed the point. I didn't know those things had names. Naive little me, I guess.

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  25. It was funny...it just went over my head is all.

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